Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Manitou----70's Schlock so bad it doesn't even rate as a B movie. And it had Tony Curtis, who really must have needed food money at this point. The ancient otherworldly phrase the possessed people utter over and over again is so funny and ridiculous sounding, not only are you not scared, you're wondering if they ripped it off from Sesame Street.

The Last Kiss-----Really good chick flick drama except the fact that I can't believe either girl would want to have sex with Zack Braff. That guy is just hideous in my book. I've had a thing for Jacinda Barrett ever since The Real World and in this movie she really reminds me of my pal Joey P. Equal parts funny and sad.

Black Christmas---like a giant crappy train wreck. It's awful but you simply cannot look away! And come on, if anyone had liver problems so bad that they were permanently yellow I think they'd only live a few months. Come on. I know they got away with it in Sin City but that was a great movie anyway. This was just pure camp.

Art School Confidential----EXCELLENT! Good, sarcastic fun AND John Malkovich. What more could you want!

Music and Lyrics----cute and mindless. Sort of like The Wedding Singer only not nearly as quotable.

The Story of Us---Perfect chick flick, absolutely perfect story of a marriage. One argument scene was EXACTLY, almost word for word like an argument Aaron and I had.

Failure to Launch----Not the biggest Sarah Jessica Parker fan but who cares about her-----Zooey Deschanel MAKES this movie. Funny as hell. Has Matthew M (I can't spell his last name, naked bongo guy) and the guy that played the asshole rich boyfriend in the Wedding Crashers. Plus Terry Bradshaw and Kathy Bates.

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